The official would you rather topic!

Basically, we present two things to do, and someone picks one of em, and posts another two things for the next person to do .

Would you rather.

Marry Fluttershy
OR
Marry rainbow dash?

marry rainbow dash
would u rather drink hot sauce
or
or drink mayonnaise mix with milk

Hot sauce
Would you rather
jump really high when you walk
or
make really load pinball sounds when you walk.

really loud pinball sounds (im lazy like that)

would you rather
Fap
or
Watch cartoons

Mr.Jet wrote:

really loud pinball sounds (im lazy like that)

would you rather
Fap
or
Watch cartoons

whoa boy, you crazy. Fluttershy would be the better bride. dash would be more of a one-nighter imo.

watch cartoons. pony is a cartoon after all.

would you rather.
listen to dubstep
OR
Listen to country.

Country yeehaw,just kidding dubstep.
Would you RATHER
Become a Cannibal
OR
Die

become a cannibal
would you rather
eat a stick of butter
OR
snort some table salt
XD

eat a stick of butter. I'm already a fatty.

would you rather.
play with 12 year olds on COD
OR
Live in Mexico.

Fightersword wrote:

eat a stick of butter. I'm already a fatty.

would you rather.
play with 12 year olds on COD
OR
Live in Mexico.

Play with 12 year olds on cod (i need to beat some noobs on there, I'm not too good at cod at the moment, and if they annoy me, turn the volume of the mic down)

Would you rather:

Be the ugliest person alive

OR

Be the dumbest person alive?

Be the ugliest. If I'm a genius, I can buy anything I want, even women (though I'd technically just take them to expensive places until they decided to marry me to get all this stuff forever).

Would you rather:

Eat pancakes

OR

Eat waffles?

Fightersword wrote:

Be the ugliest. If I'm a genius, I can buy anything I want, even women (though I'd technically just take them to expensive places until they decided to marry me to get all this stuff forever).

Would you rather:

Eat pancakes

OR

Eat waffles?

That questions to hard to answer, but I'd say waffles cus I can easily eat 4 or so and still want more, but it's still a difficult decision.

Right...Would you rather:

Pop fly

or

Get your game on (whatever they mean)???

ummmmm... neither. I hate sports. but I guess get my game one.



would you rather.

be greedy

OR

be gluttonous?

be greedy(already am)
would you rather
be the tallest midget
OR
be the smartest retard(idea came from wattaguy's)

Be the tallest midget. I"m so pro I can be tall and short all at once .

would you rather



or

would you rather high five a gorilla
OR
have a pet velociraptor named yoshi(you can ride him)

definitley a velociraptor named yoshi I could ride. I'd look so bada**

would you rather

answer a phone call from your girlfriend who you don't really like

OR

Play COD with all your friends, who are noobs?

Mr_dragon wrote:

would you rather high five a gorilla
OR
have a pet velociraptor named yoshi(you can ride him)

this is an interesting ques-GIMME THE F*****G VELOCIRAPTOR CALLED YOSHI

Would you rather:

Be effect veiler

OR

be Tour Guide from the Underworld???

(I know which one I want to be)

I"d be tour guide. I get payed minimum wage.

and skippity-skip-skipping my question is mean.

would you rather

sleep with your eyes open

OR

poo out of your mouth?

Fightersword wrote:

I"d be tour guide. I get payed minimum wage.

and skippity-skip-skipping my question is mean.

would you rather

sleep with your eyes open

OR

poo out of your mouth?

eyes open, definatelt eyes open.

Would you rather:

Be in Naruto

OR

Be in YuGiOh

OR (Three way questions FTW)

Be in MLP:FiM (This is pretty obvious but meh)

I'd be a yugioh pony in MLP:FiM.

would you rather

Kill hobos

OR

Kill Mexicans? (not that there is ussually a huge difference)

*note* if anyone finds this racist, I apologize. I was not thinking at the time of typing, and was too lazy to make a new answer.

Im an equal opportunist I'd kill all hobo mexicans
Would you rather
have a disease that causes you to have a spider for a butt(the whole spider, not just its butt)
OR
have a disease that transforms you into a 20ft lumberjack that is compelled to chop down all trees in a 5ft radius(note: there are hunters that want to kill you and stuff you so you can be used as mascots for tourist spots(you know the ones))

This depends, is the spider poisonous. if not then def the spider. if so then lumberjack.

would you rather

"OMFG you nub"

or

air travel! ?

(yes it was poisonous)
air travel
Would you rather
have your ear possessed by an evil spirit
OR
be mistaken for a fast food mascot

Posessed by an evil spirit in the ear. I would be able to hear evil whispering in my ear again .

would you rather



or

The 2nd one because it's slightly broken
Would you rather...
Fight a bunch of teenagers high on a drug that gives them ninja abilities
OR
Set yourself on fire so they can't touch you